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Superpower:
Unlimited airtime.
Weakness:
Oblivious to dirty looks.
“No, LISTEN—I said the rash is spreading!”
The phone bandit
Recognised by their loud, one-sided conversations that somehow involve everyone. They dial in the second the machine starts humming, like it’s their personal podcast studio. Business deals. Family drama. Medical updates no one consented to hearing. Volume set to airport announcement.
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